My cousins told me to eat grass and dirt because it tastes like milk. Will I die?

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miketikel7
Date sent: 2016/06/11 06:43:06
So, the other day, my cousins told me to eat grass and dirt becuase cows do it and you get milk from them and they told me that it's free natural milk. I thought that they were right. So I stuffed it in my mouth and ate it but it tasted horrible, after that I have been having major stomach issues, will I die D:??!!
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Harvey
Date sent: 2016/06/11 06:57:31
The stomach pain is it transforming into milk
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miketikel7
Date sent: 2016/06/11 07:18:46
Yay :D, how long will it last tho? Ive been having diarrhea for 2 nights straight.
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Harvey
Date sent: 2016/06/11 07:59:32
I reckon tommorow it should be purely milk then you can sell it for a load of profit
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AstroDogs
Date sent: 2016/06/11 20:35:20
What the hell is this forum any more
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Beetlejuice71
Date sent: 2016/06/11 23:19:52
You are joking right?
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miketikel7
Date sent: 2016/06/12 00:41:57
No I am not... pls don't make fun of me...
And Harvey where will I get the milk from? And I'd rather drink it not sell it...
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Sauasgeman
Date sent: 2016/06/12 01:51:02
Think logically where the milk will come from ;)
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miketikel7
Date sent: 2016/06/12 04:01:21
but i dont have boobies ;( so would it be from where my pee comes from?
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Beetlejuice71
Date sent: 2016/06/12 11:55:56
Why would you do that? This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read.
Honestly... Kids these days...
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L3genD
Date sent: 2016/06/12 13:15:42
I only ever eat grass in football and stuff like that where you're pusher to the ground 😖
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miketikel7
Date sent: 2016/06/12 18:40:39
Lol, jk I just wanted to ur guys's response xD
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WOWMANcommunication
Date sent: 2016/06/16 13:14:20
Pmsl.. not laughed this hard in a while. I thought it was serious for a second lol
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XxDJAssasinxX
Date sent: 2016/06/17 03:43:53
I thot u were serious miketikel7
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miketikel7
Date sent: 2016/06/17 04:15:10
wait seriously? xD xD. I must be look an idiot regularly to u guys then lol. But im not -_-

I know how to use: Scratch, App Inventor, HTML, CSS, Ruby, Javascript, and soon Lua :/
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XxDJAssasinxX
Date sent: 2016/06/17 06:17:09
Scratch is a srsly fun and esay to use luangage. too bad you cant go too far with it. I'm currently trying to learn C# and python. mainly I'm learning python because I got a new raspberry pi 3 and I wanna make something kewl with it. c# I believe can also be used with the win IOT core for rasbery PI.
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XxDJAssasinxX
Date sent: 2016/06/17 06:18:02
LOLOL. miketikel7 You srsly haz a gud sense of humour xDDDDDDDDD btw can you check my ban appeal? People don't believe me :c
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miketikel7
Date sent: 2016/06/17 16:22:19
Sure lol, and I am going to move uptill C++ on Unreal Engine 4 :/. Plus I'll show you my little game that I am currently working on for scratch, its a star wars shooter scrolling game with fully programmed AI's and A LOT of annoying math. I can't RN since I'm on my phone
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miketikel7
Date sent: 2016/06/17 16:40:57
Here it is: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/89727796/

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