My cousin (the same age as me) has a child. He could have bragged and flexed all over the place, but instead he kept his pride to himself to enjoy, as it's nicer when everyone finds out on their own time.
As you can see, americans are fucking stupid pres, because having kids is the best damn thing in the world. I'm super excited to have kids, but people like you are weak and lazy and can't handle it. Yikes bois, America! *clap*