| Author | Message |
|---|---|
 fredthedead276 |
Date sent: 2018/01/10 23:54:43
Jokes are funny! tell some |
 ckvoss |
Date sent: 2018/01/11 01:27:13
wow nice 8000 post |
 Presinus |
Date sent: 2018/01/11 04:17:53
Father: "Son, masturbate too much and you'll go blind."Son: "I'm over here, dad." A man is washing his car with his son when the boy goes, "Dad, can't we use a sponge?" Q: What has four wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck. Two satellites decide to get married. It wasn't much of a wedding, but boy was that reception amazing! Q: What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A: Attire. Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time consuming. An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks. The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.' Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A: If it had four it would be a chicken sedan. |
Presinus |
Date sent: 2018/01/11 04:32:34
I looked up offensive jokes. WARNING: Offensive jokes may be offensive.1_Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes 2_My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support. 3_What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You can punch information into a computer. 4_Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast. 5_What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message. 6_How do you get a gay guy to fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present. 8_How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave. 9_How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles. 10_How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up. 11_Why do Mexicans never have Sex Ed and Driver's Ed on the same day? They have to give the donkey a break at some point. 12_Feminism 13_So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back… Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient. 14_How did Hitler kill so many Jews? Free transportation 15_How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything. 16_What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery. 17_So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster… Now it doesn't work. 18_Say what you want about pedophiles but they do drive slower through school zones 19_What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. 20_What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you already done told her twice. 21_What's white on top and black on bottom? US culture 22_Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free. 23_What happened when the Jew walked into the wall with a hard-on? He broke his nose. 24_How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months. 25_How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy. 26_How many Jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 5,999,995 in the ashtray 27_How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch. 28_What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult. 29_What's the worst thing about being black and Jewish? Having to sit in the back of the oven. 30_What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the First Period. 31_How do you swat 200 flies at one time? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. 32_What's black and blue and doesn't like to have sex? The 9-year-old girl in my basement. 33_How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her. 34_What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down a baby's throat. 35_Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up. 36_Did you hear the Score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't. 37_How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black. 38_What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage. 39_What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Getting the diaper back on. 40_What's difference between dollars and Jews? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars. 41_9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape 42_What's the best part about fucking a 12-year-old girl? If you flip her over she looks like her little brother 43_What do you get when you cross goat DNA with human DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo. 44_I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass. I mean, I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone. 45_What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry can escape the chamber. 46_What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong. 47_What's the difference between black people and snow tires? A: A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. 48_What's the difference between cancer and black people? Cancer got Jobs. 49_What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common? They both had a Downey Jr. inside of them. 50_Q: A black, a Muslim and a Mexican jump off a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? A: Society. |
 CloudyBogdan |
Date sent: 2018/01/11 05:46:44
Oh PRESS.Yours are gold. What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge? The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out. |
 CaptainSpaceSheep |
Date sent: 2018/01/11 06:42:05
Haha cloudy. Funny and cool |
 prahna |
Date sent: 2018/01/11 08:59:47
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 cunothe1 |
Date sent: 2021/12/13 01:08:17
I got one.Forum activity |
CloudyBogdan |
Date sent: 2022/04/07 04:43:05
HAHAHA |
 Nubik_Creeper |
Date sent: 2022/04/11 10:50:45
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