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Michael9999995
Date sent: 2017/05/18 21:19:36
Here's a random story...

Today, I want to lunch. I bought a pizza and chocolate milk. I sat down next to my friends. One of them, let's call him Bob, stole my peperoni and poked a hole in my milk. I was drinking my milk through that hole and he poked another hole! So I poured it into a container that I had and drank from there lol. And he poked a hole through it too. So I got pissed and threw the chocolate milk at him and he was soaked lmfaooooooo it was fun.... the end 😁

Moral of the story : if someone is bein' a bitch, be the better bitch!
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arcinic
Date sent: 2017/05/18 21:44:04
LoL
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ExplosivePotato_
Date sent: 2017/05/19 12:28:30
xDDDDD
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Asriel🍆
Date sent: 2017/05/19 19:48:07
here's a random story from what the fuck happened today:

i was at a culver's restaurant, and i paid for my order, and they called out "number 69, come get ur foods" (which was my order), and some asshole came up and took it and left, so i asked when order 69 was gonna be done, and they said they already gave it out, and they i would have to pay again for the order, since they would have to make the food over again, so i jumped on the counter and demanded my food, and they called the cops on me. i told the cops what happened and they paid for the food that the restaurant tried to get me to pay for again.

moral of the story: everyone is an asshole
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Michael9999995
Date sent: 2017/05/20 12:42:23
Lol rip

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