| Author | Message |
|---|---|
 HotPikachuSex |
Date sent: 2016/10/05 06:33:58
A bit of fun. Don't get butthurt and delete. I was in the hospital the other day, the nurse said I needed to stop fapping. Why, you ask? She was trying to examine me. Back in my day a dollar could buy you a sack of potatoes, two cartons of milk, a loaf of bread, five apples and a porn mag - now that's impossible, too many fucking cameras. I was watching my laptop the other day, thinking, why in the fuck don't they just get another cup? A dyslexic man walked into a bra. Dyslexia rules KO. What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip. How do you get a fat kid into bed? The website said "Piece of cake" and nothing else. What do you call five drowning mexicans? Cinco. I was packing my sons bag for his holiday and when I gave it to him he said "Daddy, why is this bag so heavy?" I said, "Allahu Akbar." Studies show that 9/10 people enjoy gang rape. My kids bed is five foot off the ground so I can hear better if he falls. Whats blue and smells of red paint? Blue paint. Doctor: "Sorry but you're terminally ill and have only ten to live" Patient: "Ten what!? Months? Days? Weeks?" Doctor: "Nine" Coco Chanel said to put purfume on places where you want to be kissed - But fuck does that hurt. Girl: Mum why does everyone in our family die so quickly?... Mum? ... Muuum? I'm running a charity marathon, I don't want to do it but its for blind and disabled kids so I have a good chance of winning. Strange customs here in the office - That sandwhich was called Neil. You'll never believe who I bumped into on the way to the eye doctor! Everyone! A little kid did a drawing of Buzz Lightyear saying "I cum in pies!!!" Octopus' have eight testicles. "Do twins have the same sized dick?" "As a twin I can say that my dick is bigger than my sisters" My gf and I broke up - but she says we can still be siblings. SUP IT'S DJ OSAMA! Whats the difference between my ex and titanic? Titanic only went down on 100 people. I want to die peacefully in my sleep - Like grandad, not screaming like the passengers in his car. |
 Matodir |
Date sent: 2016/10/05 15:41:59
Lmao, hilarious, whoever you are, you're bloody legendary. |
 TooStr8ForYou |
Date sent: 2016/10/06 05:03:44
They're good but unoriginal |
 Harvey |
Date sent: 2016/10/06 08:54:10
Yeah matt they are all from the internet and old as fuck |
