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Turdy News! 3!

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Turdlover69
Date sent: 2020/04/11 23:30:30
Hi my name is turdy and I want to be your friend. Here are top news stories

1. An apology to my viewers
Recently, it has been uncovered that I used fake picture posing as my yak. I deeply sorry and regret it.

2. Dear Ninon
I will fucking destroy you.You piece of worthless trash. Watch out as I will end you. I am God.

3. My mother soup
My mommy maed me soup! It tasted good! yummy yummy! sorry no spoiling recipe!

4. Cousin
My cousin slapped meh yak. I sliced neck. I feed him to yak.

5. Daily yo mama joke
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

thanx for reading!

P.S. Presinus, if you go in too deep. You'll regret it. ;)
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IAmSavannah
Date sent: 2020/04/12 00:20:16
turdy
u put Christiane Amanpour to shame
i love u n forgive u

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