My god damn Moderator application. The people LOVE me.

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InsanitysName
Date sent: 2016/11/21 20:36:38
Your in-game name: InsanitysName

How old you are: 17 years FRESH FROM THE WOMB.

Your gender: I prefer to identify as an Apache A-H. Or male. I can settle for male. But if you're going to ask what "gender", you need to be open more. Right now you're oppressing me, and I dislike that very much. A lot of people think it's okay to just go on the internet and attack people that haven't done anything to them, and that's so wrong. You should ask "Biological sex?" instead. This clears up so many more issues in the future with gender identification.

Have you been banned on any other servers? Of course, why wouldn't I have been?

Why do you think you should be a moderator? Because I'm a straight G. I come from the hood, so I already got the street smarts, I know how to take a knife in the stomach like a man and have it miss every major artery. These skills will help me very much in defending my own on this server, and helping to ensure that the people get righteous, just trials, and fair sentencing.

How long can you be active on the server every day? As much as you want me to fam, I'm that kind of a person. C'mon.

What country do you live in? What country do YOU live in? Ask yourself this question the next time you decide to ASSUME MY COUNTRY.

How long have you been on the server? Ma nigga, like, four days. But time can't expel my want and need to be a Moderator. I've seen how unjust this server is to most of its players, and I'm here to stop that. One of the main reasons is because it happened to me. I was living peacefully in my cottage, and one day I was bombarded by 5 or 6 people, including TWO of your own MODERATORS. They proceeded to slay all of my rabbits, vanquishing my food supply. The winter is harsh here, and I still haven't recovered.
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Emily98
Date sent: 2016/11/21 20:58:41
Tough call. Pros: You're basically already an admin on the server and everyone obeys you. Cons: You're grammar and spelling are too perfect to be real. I call for an immediate Turing test.
+1 unless proven to be robot. Will settle for cyborg.
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Emily98
Date sent: 2016/11/21 20:58:41
Tough call. Pros: You're basically already an admin on the server and everyone obeys you. Cons: You're grammar and spelling are too perfect to be real. I call for an immediate Turing test.
+1 unless proven to be robot. Will settle for cyborg.
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InsanitysName
Date sent: 2016/11/21 21:01:21
*Your.
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belgnbor
Date sent: 2016/11/21 21:28:35
-1 Already using racist words in his application, shows that he can't even moderate a conversation in the game when he's breaking a rule here. Can get very argumentative in chat and lose temper quickly.
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DreemurrTheDreamer
Date sent: 2016/11/21 21:32:52
-1

- Not on long enough.

- Bitch on the server.

- Too Sarcastic.

- Taking a knife to the stomach is something I hope to witness happen to you, just to prove you wrong in your statements.

- The paragraph that answers the gender question is longer than the main question.

We don't need an immature staff member on the team who would most likely not do anything productive, and either abuse powers and/or be a dick to people. You lied a lot, because I know damn well that there are no more than 3 people active on the server at once, and they're too busy doing their own thing to give a flying damn about your rabbits. I doubt a moderator would randomly kill your rabbits, unless Harvoo is now mod on the server. If I were admin, this application would be denied to hell.
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NicNac
Date sent: 2016/11/21 21:40:28
If this is a joke +1

If not -1 for obvious reasons.
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Matodir
Date sent: 2016/11/21 21:42:51
This guy is a fucking legend +420
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Lumberjack1541
Date sent: 2016/11/21 21:54:18
-1

Simply because of being too informal in an application, I find it unacceptable. Also, 4 days.
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Emily98
Date sent: 2016/11/21 22:25:09
Asriel, it's not like you couldn't just ask e.g. Ellie about it.
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DreemurrTheDreamer
Date sent: 2016/11/21 22:32:18
?
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Vulturboy
Date sent: 2016/11/21 22:54:22
-1
This seems like more of a joke to me than an actual application
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DreemurrTheDreamer
Date sent: 2016/11/22 00:21:21
he made an actual application, but i don't see him any different than how he expressed himself in this one.
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HotPikachuSex
Date sent: 2016/11/22 08:09:12
+911666420

If you understand those numbers, I love you.
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thomasjones
Date sent: 2016/11/22 15:17:12
+1 why arnt all mod apps like this?
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DreemurrTheDreamer
Date sent: 2016/11/22 19:04:10
beet, it doesn't take an einstein to figure out 911 666 420

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